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11:00pm on Tuesday the 19th of February
BUSH CONFIRMS SECRET PRISONS. NO HBO - BUT FREE BREAKFAST BUFFET, AND SHUTTLE BUS TO TOWN AND THE PARK
U.S. President George W. Bush admitted for the first time that the CIA has been operating clandestine prisons as he announced plans to try 14 high-profile terrorist suspects -- including the alleged mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks -- who have been held at the secret jails.
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I don't understand why this is a big deal. I've had a secret prison for years. I installed it in my backyard. I have a stone playroom, where inside I dug out the ground, and within it, dropped a Groundsman Apex Double Door Shed, with sturdy tongue and groove cladding and double doors on top for easier acces. It's completely sound proof - so the neighbors rarely complain about noise (the smell however, is another story).

I wish the media would understand that this is how you fight a war. Secret prisons may sound scary, dark and damp - but I imagine they are supposed to be. And remember- many of these prisons - situated in delightfully serene settings - are of a far better quality than the hovels found in the homeland of most terrorist suspects. And the fact is, many of the suspects wish to live in squalor - they despise modern convenience, and wish for a time when we can all return (by force) to the Flintstone-like era once enjoyed by the prophet Mohammed.

Or is it Mohammad? I can never remember.

Anyway, I bet the prisons have a fitness center, complete with Nautilus and maybe a few of those really cool elliptical trainers. Trust me, those are fantastic for your quads and glutes.
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