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1:50pm on Thursday the 20th of June
MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: HAZING ARIZONA

So Obama deemed the new Arizona immigration bill "misguided."

Translation: he means "stupid."

See, "misguided" is a word used by people who know better than you. Calling something "misguided" is an intellectual exercise in superiority--even if they don't call you stupid, they really, really want to.

Too bad Obama has no other plan that's less stupid. And the Arizona bill is what happens when there is no plan: a plan gets made.

It reminds me of something a really smart guy said on Hannity last week.

Roll Sot:

"Until you make it easier for them to get in legally you have to make it as difficult as possible for them to get in illegally. It's that simple."

It really is that simple.

Let's play it again, but slower, in case you didn't get it the first time.

(play it again, but really slow)

He really is an underused source of brilliance at Fox News.

Anyway, until we create a front door for these folks, we have to make sneaking in a window harder than hell. Amnesty doesn't do that. Amnesty just says - "everyone in... is in!" That does not control the tide.

The fact is, it's called illegal immigration, because it's illegal. And Arizona has chosen to deal with what we already call illegal. And while, on its surface, it appears mean - it's not. It's actually a beginning. It pushes the debate forward to a place where we can finally develop a system that gets all the wonderful, hardworking people in.

And most are hardworking. And most are wonderful. Seriously, most of these folks killing themselves to come here are more deserving than half of the jerks born here. I'm referring to anyone who stinks of patchouli, uses clubbing as a verb (except in Alaska), thinks graffiti is art, owns their own sex tape, once dated Paris Hilton, listens to Dave Matthews, claims they're in Mensa, plays Frisbee golf, known to wear a speedo, carries a tiny dog in a purse, blames America for everything, enjoys performance art, thinks yogurt is food, cries while whale watching, majored in any form of gender studies, cares more about death row inmates than their victims, and thinks I can't bench press twice my own weight. (I can, or I used to, anyway).

And if you disagree with me, you're a racist homophobe who eats donated organs.

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