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11:12pm on Thursday the 18th of April
WEDNESDAY'S GREGALOGUE: SLIME IS ALMOST ALWAYS GREEN

Many moons ago I wrote about how phony environmentalists use their so-called ethical beliefs to justify arrogant and asinine behavior. Examples abound: a socialite rails against plastic bags, as she boards her private jet to eat bat testicles with a shaman. An angry, goateed celebrity rails against neocon chickenhawks, days before being arrested for domestic abuse. A scabby rock star condemns us for not giving enough to the poor, as he passes chlamydia around like a snack tray.

Well, now research has backed up what we already knew: environmentalism is just a shield for jackasses to act more jackassy.

In a University of Toronto study, students were asked either to buy eco-friendly products or their conventional counterparts. For the green buyers, their good behavior (gauged by a number of tests) dramatically dropped. They cheated on games, lied to the researchers in order to win cash, and in an honor system designed to pay everyone - the greenies stole six times more than the eco-less consumers.

Also, they skinned and ate thirteen cats.

But look, you don't need a study to tell you this. Just look around. Right now as man-made global warming science falls apart like a house of cards made of poop, you're seeing the real character behind those once considered noble, earth-loving warriors emerge.

They're petty, lying creeps.

See nutbag butterfly expert Paul Ehrlich... once again, rearing his ugly head. Back in 1968, this bozo predicted that hundreds of millions would starve to death in decades, and suggested placing sterilizing agents in the water. He predicted food riots across the globe, and blamed western civilization for everything. And, yet despite this charlatan never being right about anything.... he's back. In the thick of the climate-gate scandal, he urged his global warming "colleagues" to go after the skeptics, instead of improving the science.

No surprise. What drives green activism isn't saving the planet - it's a hatred of humanity, and an envy of those who succeed. Ehrlich, and these "colleagues," see environmentalism as a game they can finally win - where counterfeit catastrophes create careers, and you - the individual - are always to blame.

Think about that the next time some idiot asks you about your light bulbs.

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