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8:57pm on Thursday the 20th of September
QUEEN ANGRY AT DEAD LAWN, PEOPLE FAINT
THIRTY-NINE of the Queen`s guests at a Buckingham Palace garden party were treated for heat exhaustion yesterday.

The victims - who were instructed to wear formal attire, including jackets, on their invitations - had to be treated by St John`s Ambulance.

Meanwhile the Queen lamented the state of her brown and dry lawn to some of the 7,000 guests.
the sun digg this
So, people really do have garden parties. I thought it was just some myth.
At any rate, I wasn't invited.

Which is sad, because I find myself oddly attracted to the Queen. I often write her letters on the backs of discarded underwear and mail them to her daily. She never responds.

Well, except for that one time. She sent me a naked picture.
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