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7:42pm on Sunday the 22nd of July
MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: RICHARD QUEST

Tonight's Fearlessness in Journalism Award goes to CNN. While every reporter and his mother spent the weekend covering the Pope's visit to New York, CNN knew there was a bigger, darker story to be told - a story few wanted to bring up because of its seamy undercurrents. I am talking, of course,
about public park sex. A topic most in the mainstream media shy away from, - CNN went right to the eye of hurricane. They sent their British correspondent Richard Quest to Central Park in the wee hours, armed only with a packet of crystal meth, and a dildo packed into his boot. Knowing that he needed to make himself alluring - in order to get the story - he also tied a rope around his neck and looped it around his genitals. Unfortunately, the police arrested Quest, just before he was about to break the story wide open.

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. Although Quest has been released, we at Red Eye feel his arrest is unjust. Here was a man bending over backwards trying to shed light on an issue others would rather ignore. Quest is the Woodward and Bernstein of park sex - with a little bit of Deep Throat thrown in.

For those of you willing to help Red Eye help Richard Quest, we'll be meeting at Bryant Park at three am. I will be wearing magenta overalls with a hole in the back.

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