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9:18pm on Tuesday the 23rd of July
THE NAME OF THE ROSE

Many have tried, but so far nobody has been able to pry the decade-in-the-works Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" from the hands of lone remaining original member Axl Rose.

Now, Dr Pepper thinks it's up to the challenge. The soft drink company says it will give a free can of Dr Pepper to "everyone in America" (excluding ex-GNR members Slash and Buckethead) if "Chinese Democracy" arrives anytime during the calendar year 2008.

"It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love," Dr Pepper director of marketing Jaxie Alt says. "So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection -- for something more than the average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as 'Dr Pepper for the ears' because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds - an instant classic."

Billboard Magazine digg this

Dr Pepper might as well offer everyone in the United States a million dollars and a pony because actual democracy in China will happen before Chinese Democracy does.

Thanks for absolutely nothing Schweppes.

P.S. If you need a tangeable reminder as to what was great about Guns and Roses (hint, Slash) listen to Velvet Revolver... while you can anyways.

(h/t to dlisted... and Jason over at The Activity Pit)

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