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9:11am on Friday the 6th of December
monday's gregalogue: gambling addiction

Arelia Taveras is a rich lawyer who blew it all it on black jack. It started out as fun, but now she'd go days at a time without leaving a table, using baby wipes to brush teeth. I'd wonder how she handled other sensitive hygiene issues, but now is not the time to be aroused.

But, of course, being a lawyer, she has now sued the casinos for 20 million- claiming they should have noticed her compulsion. She compares the addiction to crack. But you know what's like a drug? The need to pin your weaknesses on something else. Her lawsuit names Trump and the Tropicana casino, but replace that with Marlboro and Camel Lights - and you see where this idiocy comes from.

So what's next? I should sue McDonalds - for I crave both fat and older men in clown makeup. I should also sue Craigslists - after all, they turn a blind eye to my collecting of Haitian houseboys - even when they went missing. I kid, of course. I will never sue - not even the Unicorn Doll Company - where I've spent my entire salary on thousands of horned figurines. I know that the fault lies in me, not them.

Even more, if the casinos banned this lady, she would have sued them for being sexist or racist - who knows. Either way, I bet this suit will go nowhere and knowing her, I bet she'll take me up on it!

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