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12:30pm on Wednesday the 23rd of October
FRIDAY'S GREGALOGUE: BIG PHONES

If you're like me - and God help you if you are - you've noticed more and more people sharing their most intimate secrets over this thing called the internet. Apparently this has been going on for some time - but what do I know - I still use Beta.

One female blogger writes about her awkward sexual experiences with another blogger. Then that twerpy blogger writes a response in a newsmagazine. Then a web guru severs a relationship on his web site - and the creepy ex goes public by selling his clothes on ebay. Meanwhile, John Mayer posts this message on his blog.

He writes, "Dear Ex Lover, perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye." But then he adds my favorite line of all time: "P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."

After assessing this phenomenon of using public means for personal communication, I started to ponder: If only there was some kind of method of talking to people, you know, one on one - even if you're far away! You could dial them up, or punch in a seven digit code and speak into this said device. You could carry it with you, and pay a monthly fee!

Get it in a bright color.

Today it seems more and more dipwads have turned the internet into a giant phone. And so we become victims of "reverse intrusion" - people willingly foisting their own stupid personal lives on us. The height of hypocrisy? When these losers plead for privacy, after airing their own personal and tedious laundry. Sorry, it's too late for that. Unlike Bill on a Saturday night, you just can't have it both ways.

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