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2:19pm on Thursday the 20th of June
JESSICA ALBA AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON
On being a sex symbol:
"I don't really pay attention to all that. It's only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, 'ugh.' I don't really think I look all that great."
Us Weekly ripping off Parade, which I'm now ripping off digg this
Me too! Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, "Jessica Alba doesn't really look all that great." Then I run 10 miles, shower, grate some cheese on my abs, and fix myself a nice omelet before I head off to my job where I make a ton of money and have lots of power and impress women. Then I realize I'm having one of those dreams where you dream you've woken up but you really haven't. Also in the dream, I'm not dumb and I smell good.
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