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1:45pm on Thursday the 20th of June
MASTER DEBATERS, LOL
Jim, in a recent post at the Daily Gut, you said that "I want to see an episode of [The View] where everyone is chained to the floor, audience included, and over the course of the hour the studio is slowly filled to the top with water. In particular, I want to watch the last 5 minutes." While I can't speak to your personal entertainment choices, I think you are grossly underestimating what it would take to make The View watchable to the average sentient human being. And frankly it would take a lot more than a hypothetical slow motion drowning special to put lipstick on this pig. This is not to say the program is completely irredeemable; for instance, I like the idea of replacing the current panelists with non-screaming attractive strippers. In place of 9-11 conspiracy theories, this improved View might think about running Heckle and Jeckle cartoons, and instead of a live audience, how about car wreck videos? Perhaps it could be renamed The Hot Naked Cartoon Chicks and Bitchin' Car Wrecks View. After a few weeks to forget that this show used to be The View, I can imagine tuning in...
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