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1:43pm on Thursday the 20th of June
HE'S THE CLEAR WINNER, GET IT?
So who will show up? Fernando from "Saturday Night Live"? Harry from "When Harry Met Sally..."? Mitch from "City Slickers"?

We'll see when the long and diverse career of Billy Crystal is saluted Oct. 11 by the Kennedy Center. The center announced yesterday that Crystal is the winner of the 10th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

"To be given the same award as Richard Pryor, Steve Martin and Neil Simon is a great honor," Crystal said in a statement. "As my grandfather said, if you hang around the store long enough, once in a while they'll give you something!"
Washington Post digg this
Ha ha ha ha ha! See, that's why he's getting the Mark Twain Prize and you're not.

He did some funny stuff that one year on SNL, and I liked Running Scared. And then there was... um... Well, hey! Check out these hilarious Billy Crystal quips from the WaPo article:

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

"The guy was so large, he had his own climate."

"I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right."

What's this, protruding from my upper abdomen? I appear to have busted a gut. Or perhaps I should see a dermatologist immediately.

(thx, ted)
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