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2:02pm on Thursday the 20th of June
MAYBE HE WAS MAKING SURE THE DOORMAN WAS WEARING CLEAN UNDERPANTS, DIDJA EVER THINK OF THAT?
Hyperactive comic Andy Dick brought his circus act to town the other night when he accosted two employees at Snitch nightclub on West 21 Street. "He grabbed a waitress' breasts and dug his nails into her neck," said our spy. "Then he poked her in the ear really hard." After that, our witness said, Dick "stuck his hand down the doorman's pants." Before the grope-fest, Dick partied at Cutting Room on West 24th Street, where he "lit his receipt on fire."
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On behalf of drunken bisexual jackasses everywhere, I wish everybody would just leave Andy Dick alone. What has he ever done to you? (Assuming you're not one of the dozens, possibly hundreds of people he's publicly groped, fondled, poked, licked, bitten, screamed at, urinated on, etc.) He's so lovable, like Jerry Lewis, except with even less concept of personal space. Plus the French don't pretend to like him just to piss off Americans. I think I started off trying to defend him, sort of? Never mind. At least Chris Kattan only annoys people who accidentally catch one of his SNL repeats. Andy Dick is a smelly poophead.

Now just watch, he'll be on Red Eye this week and you won't see me around here anymore. Good news for the reader(s)!
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