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11:04pm on Thursday the 18th of April
FROM THE OSCARS LIVEBLOG AT THE ONION A.V. CLUB
6:54pm: Seacrest just said "the hot change" as in "these celebrities are coming in really fast: hot change" or "I'm Ryan Seacrest: Hot Change!" I bet it was his nickname in high school.
The Hater digg this
Sounds more like he's describing the taste in his mouth after a night on the town.

Hey, how about those Oscars, huh? I sure am glad I'm not watching. It's great that [fill in the blank] won, but can you believe they overlooked [fill in the blank]? That's "Holly-weird" for ya! (Don't you love when people call it that? Me neither.)

Also, I'm not sure yet what Al Gore said when his movie won, but it was probably something about how nobody could steal this from him [holds up shiny trophy]. And then the uncontrollable sobbing.
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