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5:31am on Sunday the 16th of June
SHOCKING EVIDENCE THAT PRECLUDES ME FROM BLOGGING FOR A PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!!
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I'm releasing the following list of past indiscretions for several reasons: 1) To make it as easy as possible for enemies of the patriarchy (yay, patriarchy! I mean boo) to crush my dream of spending all day typing up talking points from some power-hungry schmuck; 2) I have a whole new audience on this blog who've only experienced how unfunny I am now, and I want to assure them that it's nothing new; and 3) I need to put up something fast! Gutman works weekends, and he says if I don't post something within the next 10 minutes he's going to "waterboard" me with a FOX News Channel Ringer T-shirt. ("Sounds like you're really gonna put me through the 'ringer,'" I sneered, once he was safely out of earshot.) Oh, and 4) Blogging is very very serious and you should take it very very seriously!

And now, here is the puerile, offensive dreck that inevitably will end my blogging "career," the sooner the better:
There's plenty more evidence, almost 5 years' worth once you start digging, but this should give you a good headstart. Down with the right-wing noise machine! (I have one of those, and it lulls me to sleep with ocean waves, rainforest sounds, or John McCain discussing immigration policy.)
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