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5:20am on Sunday the 16th of June
DOES ANYBODY READ MAGAZINES ANYMORE?
Gutfeld might have an opinion on that. The reason I ask is because the latest Radar Magazine just arrived in the mail. ("Oh yeah, I did subscribe to this, didn't I?") There's some good stuff in there, probably, but the thing that really made me blink was the Marc Jacobs ad on pp. 4-5 (a slightly different version of which is pictured). It's Cute Little Dakota Fanning, looking like she just woke up in an abandoned building with a roofie hangover and bruises on her bathing-suit area. In other words, hubba hubba. Er, I mean, this is an outrage! Isn't that Hounddog movie bad enough? Harrumph, etc.

Now that Bill Donohue and the rest of his right-wing shills are done crushing Amanda Marcotte's dissent because she's a woman, and he was the one calling for the Hounddog producers to be brought up on child molestation charges or something stupid like that, no doubt he'll get his elephantine head on TV to bleat about this too. And Adorable Yet Preternaturally Sophisticated Dakota Fanning will buy another gold-plated mansion with diamond doorknobs.
I am not Greg Gutfeld (probably) digg this
I didn't even know who or what Marc Jacobs was before writing this rambling post, because I'm all man. Also, I said "elephantine" instead of "fat" so that one of Donohue's staffers will have to look it up for him. Oops! Gave it away.
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