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5:37am on Sunday the 16th of June
RED EYE TONIGHT: YOU CAN HELP!

Hey everyone!

It's me Greg - I thought i would list the topics we're going to cover for tonight - for you to comment, make suggestions, dismiss outright - and i'll address em tonight!

  • The pyscho astronaut, otherwise known as "Amy Fisher in Space."
  • Ted Haggard leaving rehab, announcing he is now completely heterosexual
  • New law introduced making it mandatory for married couples to have kids within three years or it should be annulled.
  • Guliani's public display of affection on the cover of the Post
  • Wild eagles attacking paragliders (i'm for this)
  • Gay Muslims (or "Guslims")
  • Jackie Earl Haley being nominated for an OScar for playing a pedophile (remember, he's the tough kid from the Bad News Bears)
  • The mysteries behind the IT worker. (their pay has remained stagnant for a decade - this can't be a good thing)
  • A new study shows that women would give up sex in exchange for new clothes
  • SUV taxation (for? against?) I used to love SUVs, but now they're just star vehicles for rappers and coked up actors at the red carpet.
  • Ninth graders going to prison as part of a new field trip. I like these field trips - it beats going to the Planetarium
  • Hillary clinton - or rather - can women fight the war on terror?
  • Ambien. pros and cons (i'm pro, and a con)
  • A-Rod putting out a children's book (i imagine it's targeted at his reading level)
  • Adults who still skateboard (or rather middle-aged men who still dress like their in high school with tattoos, earings and vintage t-shirts. kill them all)
  • Where do all the Chicago Bears superbowl shirts go? (Zimbabwe)
  • Rioting soccer fans in Italy (the duller the sport, the more violent the fans)

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Hope you enjoyed the first show. We had a great time doing it, and love any input you care to offer. Ideas, suggestions, comments, insults - let it fly.

Now, I'm off to get my makeup and my hair done. I'm also thinking of wearing a diaper.

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