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11:30am on Sunday the 22nd of September
HEAD INJURY TURNS MAN INTO TED KENNEDY
A man who complained that a head injury at work led to his sex drive running out of control has won more than 3million damages at the High Court.
Stephen Tame, 29, became "sexually disinhibited" after suffering the severe injury but is now 3,166,054 better off.
The committed Christian said that the blow, when he fell from a gantry while working at a cycle warehouse in Wickford, Essex, threw his marriage on to the rocks.
His personality transformed from a happily married man into frolicking with a prostitute, using pornography and cheating on his wife.
the daily mail digg this

This is certainly a great strategy for cads: If you know you're about to be caught cheating - bang your head against something, create a welt, and you've got your alibi. I predict the Ipswich stranger (or whichever suspect turns out to be guilty) will plea temporary insanity, based on a recent head injury.

I also predict Judith Regan will do the same thing.

It's getting to the point where people with authentic head injuries aren't going to be taken seriously. Like me.

It's true - I was once dropped as a child.

Well, not so much "dropped." I guess you'd call it "thrown."

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