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2:01pm on Thursday the 20th of June
WHO IS THIS DON AL-TRUMP??
Donald Trump gave the 21-year old blonde and busty Miss America a second chance. How big of him.

Kentucky's Tara Conner came thisclose to getting dethroned amid reports of her underage partying ways in the Big Apple. (She just turned 21on Monday.) But after what probably was a heartfelt meeting this morning, the old Trumpster decided to give her a second chance. 'Cause Trumps's [sic] like God in this case. He owns -- literally -- with NBC the Miss Universe organization.

In a tear-choked voice, Conner said, "In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me.

Turning to Trump, she said, "You'll never know what this means to me, and I swear I will not let you down.

Trump said Conner would be entering rehab.

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Is this Don al-Trump thinking he is more merciful than Allah? Is this Jew someway believing that he can al-Trump the All-Trumping? Listen to me I tell you! In the nearness of time the Don al-Trump will be doing the discovering that when Allah says "You are being fired," he is not meaning you have lost your tellingvision job - he is letting you know that you are to be burning for all eternity in a river of soul-cleansing flame that He has created just for pigeaters like you, in his mercy!

And how will this whore Tara Conner be Allah's instrument in the glorious jihad against the Jewminators if she is off performing the Ritual Of The Rehabitation? I am wondering if she will perform this Ritual Of The Days Which Allah Has Decreed Shall Number Twenty Eight at the Filthy Blasphemous Lies Center Of The Rehabitation in Malibu like Afifah and ibn Gib did! I am also wondering if when the New Caliphate is established she will miss America! Are you getting it? Will she "miss America"?? Ever since I have done the returning from that "The Jews Are Being The Great Big Liars!" conference in Iran I have been She Who Brings Life To The Party I tell you! Wait, have you done the hearing that Paris Hyatt has sworn a thinwah against Nic al-Ritchie? I honor kill myself! Is this mic being turned on? Halal? Halal? Beheading, beheading 1, 2, 3! I told Paris the other night that it is fitting that she bears the name of what will be the capital of the New Caliphate, given all the Muslims she has had inside her! I am thanking you, I am thanking you very much! Have you done the hearing of the new musical-variety show on al-Jazeera featuring a husband and wife who by the end of each episode are trying to kill each other? It is called "Sunni and Shi'a!" I will be here for all seven days, Inshallah! Do not try the pork or you will find yourself staying after class in Allahmentary school!

And now I am off to The Spa Of The Burqa Of Williams, where I will do the reading of your glorious Time magazine's sideview of my old friend Moudy while I receive some of Allah's all-cleansing mud and an ankicure! Have you seen the pictures of the Champion of the Dispossessed that they have printed? Do they not make this global everyman look like the most glamorous one? I tell you It is almost not being of the fair to fight you when you are not knowing who your enemies are! But I also tell you we will take it like we once took Jerusalem!

I am so akhbar!

Afifah

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