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11:39am on Sunday the 22nd of September
MAN KICKED TO DEATH BY TEENS IN FRONT OF CLOSED POLICE STATION
A PAL of Tory MP Boris Johnson was kicked to death after he was mistaken for being gay, it emerged last night.
Homophobic thugs rounded on Stephen Langford, 43, after seeing him in a pizza restaurant with a young man.

The single dad was "stared out" by a gang of yobs and then set upon after leaving the restaurant at Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire.
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The last sentence in this article says it all: "The killing happened outside a police station only open between 9am and 5pm on weekdays."

That's fantastic. The poor guy makes it to the police station, and finds out it's closed for the evening. And he dies. So now, in the UK it seems, the police are keeping banker's hours. I suppose they need to get home before dark - you know, when crime EASES UP.

Then again, I'm not sure it would have made much difference if the station was open. What would the cops have done? Chased the yobs with a tin of biscuits and a broom? Anyway, I'm totally into internet banking - and it makes me think there should be internet policing. The victim could have logged on with his blackberry and typed in "EMRGNCY SMBDY PLZ HLP ASAP! -roGrrRabBit2275 and someone might have gotten back to him. It would definitely work better than the crap currently called policing in the UK.

Everytime i read one of these stories about crime in the UK, i become fatter, balder, older and angrier (if that is indeed possible). I am turning into a Daily Mail reader. I wish I had a small dog i could kick.

Or a cat. A cat would be nice. Will someone please post me a cat?
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