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11:37am on Sunday the 22nd of September
TALIBAN ATTACKED WITH TEXT MESSAGES
TALIBAN fighters in Afghanistan are being bombarded by a devastating new British weapon - the text message.
Intelligence chiefs find out the numbers of the enemy's mobile phones then send them waves of messages to confuse them and destroy morale, The Sun can reveal.

Texts range from simple abuse such as "We know who you are, give up" or "Go home, you'll never beat us". Others are disguised as messages from comrades to spread duff information. And attacks on Royal Marine commandos in lawless Helmand province are DOWN in the last month since the mind games began.

The text attacks are carried out by the 15 (UK) Psychological Operations Group, based at the Intelligence Corps' HQ in Chicksands, Beds.
THESUN.co.uk digg this
Once again, i am confused. Aren't the taliban interested in liquidating all technology, and returning to the graceful but primitive lifestyle once enjoyed when Mohammed walked the earth? (Which, i think was like 200 hundred years ago or something.)

Anyway, to do my part, I just texted a taliban fighter. You should do the same. This is what i wrote - please feel free to steal:

"hay, sup yall. lets get 2gethr Shari'ah stylin thats if you want to lol! bring da goat! u liek shexi ladz in burqa? ima mexc-licious luvvin talibani in the trad deobandi school of islam! no fingernail polish tho luvvvv a public beating! ; P ima gorgeous "gal" - how long yer beard??????????? be specific! want to talk to the sexiest "girl" in town just tlak to me!!! will be purrfct sex slave whom your right hands possess or punisment by amputashun! ima really a pre-pubescent boy! luv just txting 2 say love is ur name sex is a game 4get the name n lets play the game!: ( '}{' ) - Boy and goat kissing "


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