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11:07pm on Tuesday the 19th of February
MAN HAS TEN YEAR ERECTION (insert pun about this past decade being hard on everyone)
On Monday, a Providence Superior Court judge dismissed the claim of Charles 'Chick' Lennon (not pictured here) of being awarded financial damages for a faulty penile implant he got in

1996. The Dura-II steel and plastic device was installed in the man's penis and it should have helped him get his penis in an upward position for sex, and then lower it.
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Walking around for ten years with a stiff prick can take your toll. Just ask Kim Basinger. But according to the lawsuit, the handyman's erection - caused by a faulty penile implant - prevented him from riding a bike, swimming and hugging loved ones. "Prevented" is the wrong word. Should be "saved." I hate riding bikes, swimming and I don't really liked to be touched. Unless of course, i am tied up.
It's amazing though - how many things you can get out of doing if you have a hard-on.
"Greg, can you meet my mom for coffee?"
No, terribly sorry - I have an erection.
"Greg, can you get that report on my desk by noon?"
Awfully sorry, I have an erection.
"Greg, can you help with the vacuuming?"
Sorry I can't ---oh! wait did you say vacuuming?

(that's how I ended up in the hospital)
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