Contact
Join
Contributors

Subscribe in Feedburner
Subscribe in Bloglines
Subscribe in NewsGator Online
Subscribe in Google Reader


THE DAILY GUT TWITTER FEED
Follow The Daily Gut on Twitter
@thedailygut

THE GUT ON TWITTER
Follow Greg's tweets.
@greggutfeld

THE BIBLE OF UNSPEAKABLE TRUTHS
Greg's lastest book is availiable now.
amazon.com

THE ACTIVITY PIT
You can show more support for Red Eye, your friend Greg, TV's Andy Levy and Bill at the Activity Pit! Bring your own chaps and a poncho... Group tours meet up in Bryant Park at 4AM.
the activity pit

TAS ON TWITTER
The Arquette's Twittering
@arquettesisters

ANDREW BREITBART PRESENTS: BIG HOLLYWOOD
Check it out check it outers
big hollywood

KOREAN BBQ IN BROOKLYN
May burn your lips. Be careful
dokebi brooklyn

VOTE FOR SOMETHING WORTHWHILE
The Best Hamburger in NYC
random blog


Archive


   
11:06pm on Tuesday the 19th of February
BRIT MEDIA WELCOMES CLINTON THE WAY HE LIKES IT (ON THEIR KNEES)
He was given a warm reception by the labor party conference, which is seemingly embraced by the feelgood factor after well-received speeches by Mr Brown and Mr Blair and a very public burying of the hatchet between the two men.

Opening his speech this afternoon, Mr Clinton said: "I'm glad to be back here, I like the Labour conferences."

He then went on to praise both Mr Blair and Mr Brown, who have reportedly been involved in a titanic tussle over the timetable of the former's stepping down as leader in recent months.
viewlondon.co.uk digg this
In between workouts, I've been watching the coverage of Clinton's visit, and it's clown-shoes funny. British reporters and news anchors - normally stodgy vessels of anti-Americanism - were positively giddy about Bill coming to town. They nearly tripped over their tongues as they chased him around the Radison lobby. One Sky newscaster, after covering the speech, blurted "I got to shake his hand!" A large group of female MP's waited in the wings, practically "swooning" before their matinee idol. Anchors talk of Clinton's "star quality" as he "worked the room." Meanwhile, I "vomited" into my "toilet." It made "splashing noises."

The audience applauded every thing Clinton said, including even his most feeble jokes about being married to a senator. Granted, he is charming, but not that charming. And I know charming. (I am charming. At least my mom thinks so. I think you think i'm charming too. and if you don't, then that's your problem).

The sugary coverage has less to do with loving Clinton and more to do with hating Bush. Clinton knew this and seemed to enjoy it. It's like running into an old girlfriend whose new boyfriend is fat and bald. You can't help but feel better about yourself (disclosure: I am not bald, and I have already lost 5 lbs on my 30/30/30 workout*). The Brit's hatred of Bush goes beyond the irrational and into the strangely comical. If only they could channel their anger toward the people that are truly screwing up their country. It ain't Bush.

It's Kate Moss.


*That's 30 minutes of weights, 30 minutes of aerobic exercise, and 30 minutes of swimming. If you would like more detail, I would be happy to send you some videos.

22 Comments   Email Article



Girl NewsGreg's Unspeakable TruthComicarzy Site Design & Technology by Last Exit
Description - Topical, real-world opinion, from Greg Gutfeld