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3:40am on Wednesday the 22nd of May
CLINTON GOES UNNOTICED IN LONDON
BILL Clinton fails to cause a stir as he enjoys a snack in a London coffee shop while two minders keep watch outside.
The bodyguards looked glum as the former US president relaxed at Starbucks in Piccadilly.
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If you look closely to the left of the president, you'll see me. I'm in a wig. I'd been following Bill all day, which meant we spent most of the day at Stringfellows, a local strip club. This is the closest I got to him. And if you'll notice, i'm smiling. That's because Bill told me I reminded him of Michelle Rodrigez, and said he could get "lost" in my eyes. I am a sucker for lines like that - and I ended up accepting an invitation to his hotel suite in Trafalgar Square. When I showed up, he was wearing nothing but a short, white terry cloth robe, completely wide open, as he reclined on the bed. He had definitely lost some weight. He ordered champagne and strawberries - and even asked me to dance (although there was no music).
I was a bit nervous, and tried to resist his charms, but it's almost impossible. He has big caring hands, and I thinked he spiked my champagne. I woke up this morning in a garage lock-up with 20 in my pocket and my underwear on backwards.
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