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3:21am on Wednesday the 22nd of May
YES! WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR: MORE FASHION FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND GREG!
My morning started off delightfully. After putting on my favorite chambray belted short jacket and Shantung cropped pants, I headed to the main tent for the Cynthia Steffe show, an event filled with "sweet little frocks" and "light, fluid fabrics." I, however, was filled with chicken wings. I had eaten 10 of them. After all, I had an expense account-and the $4.50 per diem wasn't going to spend itself.

My seat was strictly nosebleed, a remote destination called F-6-2, way in the back near the unimportant, ordinary people-those poor saps who have no reason to live other than to serve as a reminder of how special the rest of us really are.

It's true.

Although I may have a fear of heights (and clams), I have no fear of ordinary people. I embrace them. I love them. They make me happy.

Without ordinary people, how would we know that we are extraordinary? Or rather, that I am extraordinary? Without D-listers, you can't have A-listers. Think about it: Without Daniel Baldwin, you really can't have Alec. Without Venezuela, you can't have Cuba. And without raisins, you can't have grapes-which are just raisins anyway, but fatter and better. Like Alec!

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I live for fashion. It's a fact.
I also haven't bathed in three days. That's another fact.
Facts are fun!
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