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FRIDAY'S GUESTS

 
By Igotapee
Jesse Joyce if cracking jokes were a Payday(candy bar) I'd wait in line to pay for his nuts.



Steven Crowder if hilarity was a new couch I'd measure him twice before I stuck him in my back door.



Courtney Friel she so cute puppies protest infront of her house.
By AUTiger89
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Blazing Saddles if by Saddles you mean Infection.



Jesse Joyce, if hilarity were a horn, train engineers would blow him at railroad crossings.



Courtney Friel, if beauty were a garden, people would plant their seed in her in spring.



Steven Crowder, if wit were vegetables, mothers would make their children finish him before dessert.
By dustrider
Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "Notting Hill", if by 'Notting' you mean 'Benny'.

...and he covers the White House and is headed for the pool house, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
By dustrider
Let's try that again, minus typo...

...and he covers the White House and is headed for the poor house, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
By Icebreaker
The Gregalogue: it's like opening a can of intellectual whoop-ass.
By Icebreaker
Courtney Friel: she's so popular fast-food workers ask customers "Would you like friels with that?".
By thomasinBR
His bankruptcy status is on the brink, all his writers stink and, interesting fact here folks, his favorite color is hot pink; welcome to the show pinch
By Icebreaker
Courtney Friel: she's so popular fast-food workers ask customers "Would you like friels with that?".
By anonycat
Welcome to Red Eye! It's like the UK Leaders Debate, if by "debate" you mean "pillow fight".



And he stumps for Obama while insulting your mama...it's our New York Times correspondent! Good to see you again, Pinch.
By Remman
Father Jonathan Morris, he knows biblical verses like I know swears and curses.

Courtney Friel, her abs are so tight, tight ropes are now called Courtney Friel's abs ropes.

Steven Crowder, if insightful commentary were a didgeridoo, Australians would blow him at concerts.

Jesse Joyce, if comic genius were car polish I'd wax him on and off on a Saturday afternoon.
By Remman
Welcome to Red Eye it's like Love Story if by Love you mean Bondage.
By Lance Boyle
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like the Young and the Restless if by Restless you mean Restrained in the Hidden Room.
By Lance Boyle
Fr. Jonathan Morris, he's so holy that Swiss cheese is now called Fr. Jonathan cheese.
By DarkUrthe
Steven Crowder if fierce commentary were Motorhead, Lemmy would be in him for decades.



Jesse Joyce, so funny that when you smell him you wonder if he has gone sour



Courtney Friel she is so delightful that she has been elected miss delightful for 7 consecutive years



Father Jonathan Morris he knows church surmons like I know Church's Fried Chicken
By underdog
Welcome to Redeye - It's like Pearl Harbor, if by Harbor, you mean Necklace.
 
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