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By AUTiger89
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Peggy Sue Got Married, if by Married you mean Knocked Up.
By AUTiger89
Remi Spencer, if beauty and brains were shrimp, people would eat her at the beach, with a little cocktail sauce.
By AUTiger89
Joe DeVito, if hilarity were a Model T, people would turn his crank to get him started.
By Balrog28
Remi Spencer, she's so cute that kittens playing with yarn are jealous.

Joe Devito is so funny, he constantly has to pick people's a$$es off the street after speaking with them.

Brooke Goldstein, she's so hot that people want to ride in 'Brooke Goldstein' Air Balloons.

John Bolton - he knows Bush like I know houseboys...
By Brody McBrohiem
Welcome to redeye - it's like all the pretty horses, if by horses you mean houseboys

Joe Devito - If hilarity was a gong, chinese would bang him at official ceremonies
By dustrider
Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "Flash Forward", if by 'forward' you mean 'cheerleaders'.

...and he tries to act hip, but runs a sinking ship, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
By DarkUrthe
Remi Spencer she knows legal briefs like I know wonder woman underoos

Joe Devito he is so funny that the funny bone was renamed the Devito bone... which is awkward.

Brooke Goldstein if compassion were Madison Square Garden, sweaty athletes would be in her competing to win.

Ambassador John Bolton he knows international diplomacy like I know the board game Diplomacy. I am, in reality a lon...
By DarkUrthe
Welcome to Red Eye, its like The View... without the hygiene issues (and yes that even includes Bill)

To the Gregalogue it is a pachinko machine of perseverance.
By Poland
Joe DeVito, if comedic genius were a steam whistle, I'd blow him at the end of my shift.
By Balrog28
ahh Pachinko - awesome - spent many an hour playing that as a kid... Thanks for the memory DarkUrthe
By azideam
Remi Spencer; so lovely that on the day she was born "The angels got together and decided to create a dream come true".

Joe Devito; if quick wit were a brown fox, I'd bang him on a Querty keyboard.
By azideam
Brooke Goldstein; she knows free speech, like I know clean sheets. I'm particular about my fabric softner.

Ambassador Bolton; if world politics were a jar of Crisco, I'd grease his pans then turn up the fire.
By thomasinBR
His bankruptcy status is on the brink, his favorite color is hot pink and all his writers just plain stink, it`s our New York Times correspondent; good to see you pinch.


His bankruptcy status is on the brink, all his writers stink, and, interesting fact here folks, his favorite color is hot pink; welcome to the show pinch.

By thomasinBR
Remi Spencer; so hot the movie hot tub time machine is now known as Remi Spencer tub time machine
By valleysam
Welcome to Redeye - It's like Into the Wild; if by wild, you mean shallow grave.

Bill Schulz - Right now his parole officer thinks he's performing his community service.

Remi Spencer - If legal excellence were a sports car, I'd service her regularly.
By azideam
Bill Schulz... his nose is full of slugs (instead of nickels)
By Remman
Joe Devito, id comic genius were a caramel, he'd melt in my mouth.

Remi Spencer, she's so alluring, Glam rock is now called Remi Spencer rock

Welcome to Red Eye it's like The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, if by Ugly you mean Bill Schulz.
By Remman
Brooke Goldstein, she's so stunning Capt. Kirk now sets his phaser to Brooke Goldstein.
By azideam

Bill Schulz... instead of nickels, he has a nose is full of slugs.
By Craigonomics
Bolton - he networks with Ambassadors like I know blowing pipes with Troubadors...they're my band mates alls!!!
By underdog
Welcome to Redeye - It's like Desperately Seeking Susan, if by Seeking, you mean Hiding.
By TulsaTornado
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like 'The Ghost Whisperer', if by 'Ghost', you mean 'Tranny'..

Remi Spencer, she knows the law & courts like I enjoy guzzling quarts...I just loves me some milk, people!

Joe Devito, he's funnier than a strung out pixie running over a smurf in a hospital parking lot..

Brooke Goldstein, she so hot, the sun has a Brooke Goldstein lamp for tanning..
By TulsaTornado
Ambassador Bolton, he understands the world view like I know how to make a P.U..

Bill Schulz, he can make a clown cry..
By Craigonomics
By valleysam
Welcome to Redeye - It's like On The Waterfront; if by waterfront, you mean black-tar heroin.

Bill Schulz - Homeless people give him change out of pity.


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