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By Uncle Jesse
And as always, my repulsive sidekick Bill Schultz. Fun fact - the EPA has declared his pants a super fund site.
By Uncle Jesse
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Horders: Burried Alive if by Hoarders you mean houseboys
By azideam
Joe DeRosa; if hilarity were a shopping cart, hobos would grab his handle and push him down the sidewalk.

Diana Falzone; if beauty were a cupcake, her sprinkles would be legendary.
By azideam
Bill Schulz... his screen name is Peking Duck.
By azideam

Joe DeRosa; if hilarity were a shopping cart, hobos would grab his handle and put their junk in him.
By dustrider
Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea", if by 'leagues' you mean 'houseboys' and if by 'sea' you mean 'trap door'.

...and his op-ed columnists include Rich and Blow, but he's poor and sucks, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.

(And feel free to add another columnist's name, if you can figure out an non-bleepable antonym to "Krug...
By dustrider
By valleysam
Welcome to Redeye - It\'s like Thank You For Smoking; if by smoking, you mean exposing.

Bill Schulz - At the YMCA, he\'s considered a CPR dummy.

Diana Falzone - She\'s so hot, doctors warn exposure to her could lead to difficulty breathing, weak knees, and a broken heart.
By AUTiger89
Diana Falzone, she's so hot, the movie Some Like It Hot is now called Some Like It Diana Falzone.

Welcome to Red Eye, it's like The Lost World, if by World you mean shorty-robe.
By AUTiger89
Joe DeRosa, if hilarity were a bicycle, millions of Chinese would ride him every day.
By DarkUrthe
Pat Monahan he knows ginging in Train like I know pulling one.

Joe DeRosa when people check old milk they ask does this smell Joe DeRosa?

Diana Falzone she is so hot that her dates have to wear asbestos gloves when they want to get frisky.
By Igotapee
Joe DeRosa if making laughs was concrete he'd stay hard after I laid him.

By DarkUrthe
Welcome to Red Eye its like Sex And The City, if by city you mean houseboy in my basement.
By Remman
Diana Falzone, she's so hot spark plugs are now called Diana Falzone plugs.

Joe DeRosa, if comic hilarity were jello shots, I'd do him till i threw up.

Welcome to Red Eye it's like Rat Patrol if by Rat you mean houseboys.
By TulsaTornado
Welcome to Red Eye, it's just like CSI, if by CSI, you mean TMI..

Diana Falzone, she's so hot, burning a CD is now called Diana Falzoning a CD..

Joe DeRosa, he's funnier than a deranged clown making balloon animals out of a smurf's intestines..

Bill Schulz, he confuses bilingual with bisexual..
By Willadamus
Igotapee....That one was hilarious....

Joe DeRosa....If hilarity were Hand Soap....I'd pump him over a Bathroom Sink....
By Icebreaker
The Gregalogue: it's like opening up a can of intellectual whoop-ass
By Jersey Dave
Diana Falzone: She's cuter than a Care Bear riding over the rainbow on a Unicorn.

Pat Monahan from Train, he knows musical bliss like I know Swiss Miss, it's my favorite cocoa people.

Welcome to Red Eye it's like the Muppet Show if by Muppet you mean Peep.

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