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By Naqamel
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like 'How To Train Your Dragon', if by 'Dragon' you mean 'houseboy'.
By dustrider
Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "The Princess Diaries", if by 'diaries' you mean 'ransom note'.

...and all over New York, they think he's a dork, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.

By Cheesy Potatoes
Isaiah Mustafa: He knows ripped abs like I know bad crabs.

Jim Norton: He\'s so funny, that Robin Williams (allegedly) copies his jokes while doing stand-up specials.

By Cheesy Potatoes
Ann Coulter: If a keen intellect were a lead weight she'd have crushed Olbermann years ago.

Oderus Urungus: He knows bad ass songs like I know bad odors.
By Cheesy Potatoes
And he's the Cracker to my Nut, the Waffle to my Belgian, the Pig to my Porky, yes its my repulsive sidekick Bill Schulz.

Even Jesus doesn't love Bill.
By Remman
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like the English Patient, if by Patient you mean Mental.

By AUTiger89
Jim Norton, if hilarity were a wad of cash, unlucky gamblers would blow him in Vegas.
By Remman
Jim Norton, he's funnier than a MSNBC's neilsen ratings.

Ann Coulter, in Canada she's a riot in progress.

Oderus Urangus, if heavy meatal music were a buffet, i'd eat him until i had to unbuckle my belt.
By valleysam
Welcome to Redeye - Its like How to Train Your Dragon; if by dragon, you mean houseboy.



Bill Schulz - He hasn't decided on a sex for his reassignment surgery.



Ann Coulter - If astute political commentary were a storage space, people would put put their junk into her.
By Willadamus
Jim Norton....If quick wit were Mule Salesman....He'd beg me to Come on His Ass.....



Welcome to Red Eye!!!....It's like "Why did I get Married"....If by "Married" you mean "Herpes"....
By DarkUrthe
Jim Norton he is so funny that the funny bone is suing him for patent infringement



Ann Coulter she knows cons like I know ex-cons. I run a half way house of sorts in my basement



Oderus Urangus he knows outer space like I know velvet and lace. I like feeling pretty people



Isaiah Mustafa he is the mayor of awesomeville, population Isiah. He knows manliness like I know claminess. I sweat ...
By DarkUrthe
damn character limit...



Isaiah Mustafa he is the mayor of awesomeville, population Isiah. He knows manliness like I know claminess. I sweat a lot people.
By DarkUrthe
Welcome to Red Eye its like Dawson's Creek... if by creek you mean shallow road side grave.

By azideam
Jim Norton; he knows clever wit, like I know a Scouse git. McCartney is his name, Heather Mills was his game.



Ann Coulter; if quick retorts were a board game, I'd do her on the kitchen table after losing Battleship.
By azideam
Oderus Urangus; if galactic domination were a poodle, I'd shave him and enter him for best in show.
By azideam
He's the wheel to my cog, the London to my fog, the Lincoln to my log, corn to my dog...

Bill Schulz; if you feed him quarters, he'll give you a prize.
By TulsaTornado
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like "Take Me Out to the Ballgame", if you mean, "Tie me up with a Ballgag"..

Ann Coulter, if sharp commentary were an American Flag, soldiers & Boy Scouts would snap to attention whenever she was raised..

Jim Norton, if hilarity were popcorn, you'd find him stuck to your seat in a movie theater..

Bill Schulz, he's no longer allowed around bus stations..
By TulsaTornado
Alternate:

Ann Coulter, if sharp commentary were an American Flag, soldiers & Boy Scouts would come to attention whenever she's unfurled..

By Jersey Dave
Ann Coulter: She's embarrased more Canadians than Celine Dion.



Isaiah Mustafa: He's so Awesome that when Jerry Bruckheimer makes movies, he now says we need to make that explosion more Isaiah Mustafa-er.



Bill Schulz: Well he's the Tiger to my Shark, the Marky to my Mark, and the Tony to my Stark. It's my disgusting co host Bill Schulz. In Area 51, he's right at home.
By underdog
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like The Little Mermaid, if by Mermaid you mean...tweaker.



Well he's the lie to my truth, the old to my youth, the dunce to my sleuth, it's my repulsive sidekick Bill Schulz.



Later in the show we're going to have a huge foot contest between Isaiah and Ann.
 
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