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By Lance Boyle
John Lydon, he knows punk rock like I know drunk jocks - I party with the football team.
By Brody McBrohiem
Barret Swatek - She's so sweet, winnie the pooh often mistakes her for a jar of honey. It's true, it get's a little wierd when he gets his head stuck inside her
By DarkUrthe
Stephen Kruiser if fierce commentary were tulip bulbs, I would bury him in my backyard... with all those hobos.

Ron Geraci if musings were the mona lisa, I would nail him gainst a wall at the louvre

Barret Swatek she knows Billy Dee Williams like I know Tennesse Williams.

John Lydon if fierce singing were breathalizer, I would blow him in front of a cop.
By valleysam
Welcome to Redeye - It's like Along Came Polly; if by Polly, you mean syphilis.

They're cocked, locked, and ready to rock; but enough about the AARP ...

Bill Shulz - He spends his quality time in highway rest stops.
By valleysam
Barret Swatek - She's so hot, gas station attendants like to personally fill her tank.

Johnny Lydon - he knows gold records, like I have a vast criminal record.
By azideam
Barret Swatek; she's so lovely, roses ask for dozens of her.

John Lydon; he knows youthful rebellion, like I know youthful restraints... in my basement.
By azideam
Stephen Kruiser; if quick wit were a sly fox, I'd keep my peckers away from him. In the hen house people! Jeesh!

Ron Geraci; he knows dating insights, like I know opaque tights. They're fashionable and warm in the springtime!
By azideam
Bill Schulz... his genre is Hoboesque.
By jd nyc
Weird timing...I wonder what Lydon will have to say about death of Malcolm McLaren this morning www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/malcolm-mclaren-dies-aged-64-1939621.html
By jd nyc
Stephen Kruiser: If wit were a game of Twister, I'd get drunk and do him with friends
By dustrider
Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "A Tale of Two Cities", if by 'cities' you mean 'sauna buddies'.

...and he has to cut spending or his life will be ending, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
By Icebreaker
...and his sales are more tragic than a jumbo-jet full of Smurfs crashing into a meadow of gently-grazing unicorns; It's our New York Times correspondent. Good to see you, Pinch.
By DarkUrthe
Malcolm McLaren died... I guess he can;t take credit from someone else in this case.
By Uncle Jesse
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Chelsea Lately if by Chelsea you mean lotion.
By Belize042
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Waiting For Godot, if by Godot you mean Test Results.

Ron Geraci, he deals in letters like I do in fetters. It's a hobby of mine.

Barret Swatek, if beauty were a shopping cart, hobos would push her around town.
By DarkUrthe
Bill Schulz: The bronco to my billy, the slick to my willy and the putty to my silly... he smells of rain and scat

Welcome to Red Eye, its like My Big Fat Greek Wedding, if by wedding you mean houseboy.
By goldentoadster
Johnny Rotten -- he's so UNrotten, rottophiles are suing him ... in Denmark!

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