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OZZ-TRACIZED

 
By Nilbog
What's "American Idol" and who the fuck is Sanjaya Malakar?



I know who Ozzy Osbourne used to be.
By E5infantry
"anybody who hasn't been living with him for 30 years and says they can understand a word he's saying is a liar."



What about that meaty-breasted little nothing Jim Norton? He can speak Ozzie-eese.

By OtisWild
He's like Stephen Hawking, without the mange.
By DarkUrthe
He is the metal Bob Dylan.
By lizard boy
Whoever she is she could use a little help up front.
By dustrider
The dump report on Opie & Anthony was interesting when Ozzie was on a couple of weeks ago. I think they simply bleeped every other word just to be on the safe side, and even if they missed an invective or two, good luck to anyone trying to prove it before the FCC.



By VilisConsilium
Ozzy shouldn't be so mean just because his reality tv show wasn't as popular.
By Texas Bob
And this is coming from the guy who once snorted a line of ants. Crazy Train indeed.
By DarkUrthe
If Ozzy songs were on American Idol, the contestants wouldn;t have to worry so much about screwing up their lines.
 
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