12:15pm on Wednesday the 23rd of October
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SEX WHILE SLEEPING: A HANDY TIMESAVER!

 
By wankette
There's actually a cute little acronym for this: FWOA*.





(*Fucking While On Ambien)



Hey, it's already been used as drunk driving & sleep-eating defenses, so why not?
By Big Lord Fauntleroy
...yeah...screw the sleep-walking defense, I'm going for sexomania. Definitly boost my street cred. Now where're some Girl Scouts?



& Greg...why in Bielzibub's bung bung are you reading the Hindustan Times??? Have you lost sight of your White Cross???



IN HINDU STAN VINCES

~ El Lord Grande Fauntleroso
By dustrider
Back in the 60s, the L train had three-person wide bench seats with cloth padding and springs that was better for that sandman sex type of thing...or at least squeakier.
By DarkUrthe
What about people who save time by pooping while they sleep?
By Nilbog
My sonambulistic paramours must be going home before I wake up. This is a great relief. For a while I was beginning to believe that I just wasn't getting laid. I'll rest easy tonight knowing that I won't be resting easy.



And I better put a pillow between my headboard and the wall. I hate to think of the racket my neighbors have been putting up with.
By PowWow
Is this condition really considered suffering?
By salvator m
i think i may have suffered from this condition for 4 years in college.
By Right...
I've done this... But, I always wake up at just the right time.

By greyracer
I hope to gosh I don't wake up to my husband whacking off to Paris Hilton or something, I'd rather be taken advantage of!!!
 
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