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By DarkUrthe
Oh the humanity, why could she not have been filled with hydrogen...
By DarkUrthe
Hasselbeck gets my vote for smackdown of the year!
By DarkUrthe
I can not figure out of she is closer to Cthulhu or Mi-Go the Fungi from Yuggoth.
By Big Lord Fauntleroy
...mmmmmmm...I think I had a yet-to-be-developed truthie once...

blissfully delicious, but the self-righteousness went straight to my ass.
By salvator m
rosie's wife got a "hate fuck" the last couple of nights....
By dustrider
Rosie's idea of a "friend" apparently is someone who lets her rant on like a loon on whatever the topic de jour is without ever questioning those statements, while letting her trash their comments with impunidty. Doing that for a rich/famous person is known as "sucking up" or "brownnosing" (though with Rosie I guess it's "pinknosing").
By Jim Treacher
Or "co-narcissism."
By JenJen
Oh good another discussion of the Bimbo vs. the Blimp. Sorry all you drooling admirers of Hasslebeck, but I`m with Rosie on this one. She was just saying open your minds and realize that our government is "fighting" terror by CREATING MORE TERROR on innocent people" and it became so twisted. Elisabeth truly believes Bush is doing a good job! That in itself should say it all! BIMBO!
By mojo__
I think you need to define "good job" for us, JenJen. You seem to be using it in some strange progressive meaning I had previously been unaware of.



What constitutes a "good job" in this context, please?
By Jim Treacher
Terror didn't exist before Bush Stole the Election.
By Big Lord Fauntleroy
Rosie O'Donnel: Like...650 BILLION innocent civilians have died because of us.

E-money: uh...hate to break it to ya Ro-Ro, but...yeah...there aren't that many people on the face of the Earth.

Rosie: YEAH...BECAUSE BUSH KILLED THEM ALL FOR OIL...we should save Darfur!

Lewis Black: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (jams thumbs in his eyes).



...you can see more of Rosie naked at www.schizophrenicne...
By Big Lord Fauntleroy
Comment limits be damned!



www.schizophrenicnews.com
By wankette
BLF, your "but the self-righteousness went straight to my ass" is so delicious that anything I might add,superfluous. But I will. I lived in Baghdad and every fucking taxi driver in town could point out Arafat's summer home. The whole "Bush creates terrorists" bit used to make my head explode. Now I just don't argue with those people, because it's like -- well, arguing with a Baghdad taxi d...
By wankette
river
By DarkUrthe
I wish Rosie were a hot Penthouse lipstick lesbian rather than a fuggly, fat, moronic lesbian cephalopod.



Then we could goof on her for just being a moron.
By DarkUrthe
Jen, Rosie can be a bimbo and a blimp.



Matter of fact, she is.
By Shannan
Confront the bully and she retreats. Rosie and her moustachio drawing pal are "never ever ever so there" returning to The View. Now if only she and Baldwin would leave for Canada or wherever else they think people might accept them. Maybe Jenjen can give them a lift.

By DarkUrthe
Shannan, what did Canada ever do to us? They are nominally good neighbors. Send Rosie to Mexico, they are the inconsiderate neighbor.
By dustrider
No I'm planning a trip there in July. She might end up as the drunk loudmouth next to me watching the girls strip in a club down in Matamoras.
By R.E.O. Speedwagon
Wouldn't it be great if all it took for every lefty to shut up and be embarrassed for their stupidity was 5 minutes of disagreeing with them?
By Longshanks
I can almost visualize a new "Team America" with Rosie "Blimpbo" O'Donnell as the new head of F.A.G.



I just beg that they don't have a simulated sex scene with her and Michael Moore.



The horrah...
By JenJen
mojo - It was Elisabeth`s quote. I just assumed "good job" meant his performance at his job-the Presidency. Come to think of it good question. The next time they poll me and ask me if I think the President is doing a "good job" I`m going to ask "at what?" Why do you know of another job that he has? Has he been moonlighting again? That would explain a lot!
By Jim Treacher
Yeah!
By JenJen
Did anyone catch what went on after the battle between the Bimbo and Blimp on the view that day? The next guest after the commercial was Alicia Sliverspoon. She walked out as the guest and deliberately snubbed Elisabeth and hugged everyone else. Oh so precious! I loved it! To me it was equally as newsworthy as the original battle!

By Longshanks
Hmmm... Alicia Sliverspoon? Wasn't she in the movie version of her autobiography "Clueless"?
By Jim Treacher
Wasn't that Drew Barrymore?
By jd nyc
sorry, Jim, but JenJen is actually (almost) correct this time



that reminds me - I have a broken clock that I keep forgetting to drop off at the repair shop
By Allen Smithee
I`m just upset that the title "Clueless" has already been used

It would have been perfect for my latest inspiration about a Hillary-loving, Global Warming-believing, superficial simpleton with a feeble sense of humor and no respect for Men of Honor

Absolutely Perfect, I tell you!

By Jim Treacher
I'm not sure who this "Silverstern" person is, then...
By jd nyc
original family name was Silverstein but, following a tradition that dates back thousands of years, they changed it to Silverstone to 'fit in'

just like the former Fred Flintstein
By JenJen
Opps! Silverstone not Silverspoon. I stand corrected!
By jd nyc
actually, I kinda liked Silverspoon....

I just needed to qualify my response with the 'almost' for fear of Jim correcting my correction [I had pointed out a typo earlier, and didn't want to him to think I was picking on him]



everyone's an Ombudsman these days
By jd nyc
but just like The Highlander, There Can Be Only One



By DarkUrthe
Damn, JenJen you are on fire!



By Allen Smithee
don't worry, the rest of us got it
By Jim Treacher
Dn'ot woyrr abuot it!
By jd nyc
that's such a relief - I was so nervous that I actually stayed online for a while to make sure you weren't offended!

I'm sure I'll check in later but right now I'm late for an appointment with a barrel of fish that ain't gonna catch themselves...



By Jim Treacher
k thx
By Mckenzie
The only time I ever watch The View is when it's on Fox News. Why don't they just rerun the whole thing and collect residuals.?
By Keekng
Remember the Hindenburg
By dustrider
Treacher --



I believe "Silverstern" is Howard after he gets rid of the dye and hair extensions.
By Longshanks
And Kevin Bacon was on the Howard Stern show, and on Rosie's show which completes the...

Crap, I lost count of the degrees....



 
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