4:39am on Friday the 19th of July
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THAT OLD GAG

 
By Mark V.
Um...



"You're Cheatin' Heart"?
By Lori_Z
"Won't be fooled again", the Who

"Bitch", Meredith Brooks

"Baby got back", Sir Mix-a-lot

"American Idiot", Green day

"Cold as Ice", Foreigner

"Dirty Laundry", Don Henley

"Loser", Beck

"Back in the USSR", the Beatles
By Lori_Z
And if she wins, my theme song will be:



"I Think I`ll Just Stay Here and Drink", Merle Haggard
By BiggusDickus
What else?



"The Bitch Is Back" -- "Sir" Reginald Dwight
By BiggusDickus
Oooh. Oooh.



I'm A Man - Bo Diddley (big Rush fan)
By Lori_Z
"They'll Need a Crane", They Might be Giants



Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head by TMBG works as well. So does Everything Right is Wrong Again.



She might consider adding them to her repertoire.
By BiggusDickus
How about "My City Is Gone" by the Pretenders.



(HUH?) (Listen to the first four bars.)



By dustrider
I'd say "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks, but then we'd have Hillary bumping off Jimmy Carter, instead of the other former Democratic president.



Santana's "Evil Ways" or ELO's "Evil Woman" are pretty straightforward options. Henry Mancini's "Baby Elephant Walk" would also be a happy tune for all those campaign stops.

By Lori_Z
"Blue Dress", Depeche Mode



By jmcquate
"Fat Bottomed Girls" Queen
By CalSig
Come on guys... "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC
By DarkUrthe
Big Bottoms - SPINAL TAP
By Nilbog
"Piss up a Rope" by Ween



(if you aren't familiar with this band or song, you should be)
By DarkUrthe
Nice to see her supporting all American artists...
By Shannan
OK here is a parody rap song about Hillary as President.



www.atomfilms.com/film/rodham_rap.jsp



Lori - good selections!
By Shannan
Everyone got all the good ones... I love "the bitch is back"!!!



How about Frank Zappa's "Any way the Wind Blows" or the Stones "Sympathy for the Devil".
By sawbuck
Darth Vader's theme from StarWars.
By ZeldaC
"Everyone seems to have mistaken me for a frigid, humorless harpie. But I'm not. I know some groovy tunes and I want all of you to know I know them. Help me pick one so I can distract you from the issues I'm not discussing."



I voted for The Bitch Is Back. But Highway to Hell would be cool too.
By sawbuck
Or "Brick" by Ben Folds Five. If only for the line: 'She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly'
By rouxdsla
You can actually vote at her site.... I voted for The Bitch is Back.
By Sigmond
"Pussy Liquor", a old standard by Rob Zombie comes to mind.
By wankette
"I Started a Joke". Classic BeeGees!
By JenJen
Boo yah! I happen to love Hillary!





Simply the Best - by Tina Turner



Survivor - by Eye of the Tiger



Promises Kept - by Champion



Dawn of Victory - by Rhapsody

By Sharlene
How about "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette? Mrs. Bill - no Rodham during elections - sure has lived it.
By danredmond
what about the song "Communist skank whore liar fraud" by the oh let's say- Beatles
By Jim Treacher
Yeah, but couldn't "Highway to Hell" be used for any presidential candidate you don't like? With AC/DC, you'd want something more specific to Hillary's history, like "Ballbreaker," "Givin' the Dog a Bone," or "Mistress for Christmas."
By Shannan
How's about "I Kissed A Girl" by Jill Sobule.



Hummina Hummina.
By Sigmond
"I'm Forever Blowing Bubba's"..M. Lewinsky



By Lori_Z


"Have A Cigar", Pink Floyd
By jd nyc
"Lying Eyes" - Eagles

"What a Fool Believes" - Doobie Bros.

"Whatever" - Godsmack

"Dog Eat Dog" - Adam & The Ants

"Holiday in Cambodia" Dead Kennedys

"They`re Coming to Take Me Away" - Napoleon XIV

Theme from "Pinky & the Brain"

Circus music

By Lori_Z


"A Conspiracy", Black Crowes



(yes, I do have an unhealthy obsession with Hillary bashing, as my dislike for her is almost palpable. I've accepted it and that is the first step)
By h8f8kes
I don't see the theme for the witch from the wizard of oz here.........
By danredmond
weeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaakkk
By DarkUrthe
"I flew my hat first class for 8000 dollars" by Bono
By sawbuck
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by J. S. Bach, performed on organ by E. Power Biggs.
By jd nyc
"ahhh, Bach..."
By ikilledrosie
Send For The Man--AC/DC

Dream On--Aerosmith

Shut Up--Blink 182
By Cracajac
Personally i think the Theme song for the whole 08 presidential election should be "it's the end of the world as we know it"
By lizard boy
Lola - the Kinks
By sawbuck
cracajac wins
By mynameischris
Imperial March - Star Wars
By JenJen
When she first addresses the White House Staff she bursts out with a chorus of Don\'t Mess With Bill--nah nah nah nah.
By Shannan
Won't Bill BE the White House "STAFF"??
By BlueFoxP
I vote for the "Soviet National Anthem", it suit her well.



"Hight Way to Hell" is good one to.
By SouthofthePark
"My Stupid Mouth" by John Mayer. That could be used for either her or her husband.



((My first comment didn't go through...couldn't tell the difference between an O or 0))
By SouthofthePark
Or Ms. Lewinsky, now that I think about it....
By Cuneos
In light of the way she annunciates some of her speeches to certain special interest groups, how about "Jive Talkin' " by the Bee Gees?
By Longshanks
Hmmm... for some reason I keep hearing Van Halen's "Big Bad Bill is Sweet William Now"...

Must be the vapors...
By MsUnderestimated
How about "Runnin' With the Devil"?
By Longshanks
That would be her VP selections song...
By jd nyc
NICE!!!!
By BiggusDickus
If proof was needed that, not only is the candidate a chronic liar, but so are her henchpersons, check this from FNC within the hour:



"The [Hillary]campaign added the five most popular write-in suggestions, too: 'Are You Gonna Go My Way;' 'Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now;' 'Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic;' 'You and I;' and 'The Best.'"



We all know that far and away the most popu...
By BiggusDickus
If proof was needed that, not only is Hillary a chronic liar, but so are her henchpersons, check this from FNC:



"The campaign added the five most popular write-in suggestions, too: 'Are You Gonna Go My Way;' 'Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now;' 'Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic;''You and I;' and 'The Best.'"



We all know that the most popular write-in song was "The Bitch Is Back" b...
By Longshanks
I do believe that was a typo on those songs.



The corrected versions are actually: 'You Are Gonna Go My Way'; 'Ain't No Stoppin' Us From Taxing You Now'; 'Every Single Thing She Does Is Tragic'; 'I and I', and 'The Beast'.



Sometimes it takes a village...
By jd nyc
the real typo is in the topic heading

but it's completely understandable since the 'G' and 'H' keys are right next to each other
 
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