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By MoxArgon
Sometimes I wonder about the priorities of the press. They'll wastes hundreds, if not thousands, of man-hours covering the break ups and make ups of 'B' list celebs and pay no attention to what should have been major stories. Especially criminal cases involving Democrats.
By DarkUrthe
This gives Charlie Sheen something to think abotu other than truther theories...
By ilikevanilla
all I can see is a Yorkshire Terrier
By Nilbog
Awesome! Now I have an excuse to leave work early - I definitely need some "personal time" to process this.
By Capitalchick
See? THIS is why I'm not a model and don't date rock stars...
By Nilbog
Capital,

I was only in a lame cover band for a few years. That won't knock me off your list I hope. And I don't date models - but its not really a choice so much as a reality.
By conehead
They haven't made it until the press thinks up a cutesy-cutesy name for them...like Brangelina or Bennifer.
By DarkUrthe
Man, this sets my new Mendoza line for things am I incapable of caring about.
By sawbuck
DR was in that outer-space-bug movie, wasn't she? (I'm too lazy to look it up) And wasn't RS one of the Monkees or some shit? (again, too lazy)
By Shannan
"I no longer felt comfortable with people thinking I was dating my mother" - Denise Richards.
By DarkUrthe
Sawbuck, Charlie Sheen was in Menudo.



DR was in Monster Squad I think... she delivered the line "Wolfman really does have nards."



Making up stuff is more fun than consulting IMDB...
By sawbuck
DarkU, you caught me. I just made that crap up about Sam-bore-ya, but Denise did actually star in some bug movie with the guy from Doogie Howser,MD. (still too lazy)
By sawbuck
I never saw Monster Squad (nor any of the predictable sequels to it).

And I never listened to Menudo, but a fine soup it is. (although, I do consider much of Charlie Sheen's work to be tripe)
By Jim Treacher
Starship Troopers
By DarkUrthe
Sawbuck, I know, thats why I just decided to joke about your joke... Monster Squad was a cheesy 80's monster movie with kids... I never saw it even when offered free tickets back then, but it did have one good line. Thankfully it never spawna sequel...



Charlie Sheen is the modern Sir Lawrence Olivier...

By Shannan
Sawbuck - Kudos on the tripe addition on the end of your comment. Actually made me chuckle out loud.



Charlie Sheen was in Menudo? I guess that opens him up to ad-hominy comments by jerks like me.
By Shannan
Jim - You MIGHT want to consider this: www.livescience.com/health/070516_herpes_upside.html

as a new topic. Please note the name of the name of the immunologist who did the research.



And yes, I do have too much time on my hands.
By sawbuck
Shannan, your ad-hominy comment was a bit corny.
By sawbuck
But it did show true grit.
By jd nyc
sawbuck - how do you pop out these puns so quickly?

truly a-maize-ing
By conehead
DR also played Dr. Christmas Jones, nuclear weapons specialist helping Russians disassemble nuclear warheads, in a James Bond movie. Denise as a nuclear physicist...typecasting for sure.
By sawbuck
Starship Troopers! That's it! That's the one that will play for a month on TNT, go away for two months, and come back again and stay for another month. I have to admit DR did appear rather seductive when that big-ass grasshopper (or whatever) was leering at her with it's compound eyes.
By jd nyc
are you sure you're thinking of the right movie?

Eddie Griffin was in Undercover Brother, not Starship Troopers
By Jim Treacher
Eddie Griffin was also in Starship Troopers. He played one of the starship porters. That's a racist joke.
By jd nyc
wow - I didn't realize that was him

and he was in so many scenes (shoveling coal into the engine, cleaning bathrooms, picking cotton, etc) - I can't believe I didn't notice
By sawbuck
EG was the one who got recruited for the starship troop division while dealing crack and playing basketball on the streets of Harlem. Later in the film he becomes the star by rescuing a white female superior officer (from a bug attack), who ultimately has hot jungle sex with him after she dicovers her white boyfriend to be a closeted gay racist.
By Allen Smithee
POINT TAKEN, OK??

great, now I have to get to work on a new formula or two.....
 
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