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OH, WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH ALL THE 'DRIBBLING' JOKES?

 
By LittleMissNasty
Tim changed his name to Hardaway in an attempt to keep those hard cocks away from him. Before that, he would constantly be waking up in the morning with a cock in his mouth.
By ElleKabong
Oh, baby, can I have a job!!!!!
By ElleKabong
OK, very unfortunate position of my message after Miss Nasty's. More referring to the red-hot barbecue fork...
By LittleMissNasty
I notice none of you homophobes want to make a comment here. Shaq defends gays and nobody has anything funny to say, including Treacher. Wants wrong Treacher, afraid you're gonna find a cock in your mouth in the morning if you make nice with a homo? Maybe a joke about gay penguins would be appropriate?
By DrSues
Did you hear the one about the two gay penguins who walked into a bar....
By BoscoH
Forget the dribbling. Who can keep up with a psychotic live blogger? Like Hardball, but without the trained chimp. ANS. Howard K. Stern (HKS) is the executor and gets 25%. Choire (pronounced Corey, not Qwyer). Bill is dressed to the nines. Is ANS the chicken or the egg. Choire says it's a way to see breasts. Like Terry Shiavo except with giant boobs.
By BoscoH
Britney in rehab for 24. Dry out before getting wasted again. Cheap rent and good meals. Why do celebs have lousy friends. Rachel is money. Artwork. Britney's baby while driving. Hmm... Paris Hilton catches garbage from Commies in Vienna. Greg's brush with Paris Hilton. Daniel Ratcliffe having sex with horses. And he's nekid. "Hairless Potter". He's not the little girl from ET anymore.
By BoscoH
Break. Greg glad to see us. James Rosen & Rich Lowry? Long lost twins? Greg will be 1st transgendered President. Rachel, Margaret Thatcher had balls of steel. Rice to the Middle East. She looks fabulous, going there to break balls. Softwood lumber? Ricky Martin insults Bush with his middle finger. Marsden is an English name. James freaking her out. Fav Spice Girl was George. Posh?
By BoscoH
Break. Ky Henderson. He's slick?!? Drugged chicks were just drunk. Girls get drunk and bad things happen. Rachel suggests putting a bear trap down there. Ky help us! Why Ky Why?? Who can't identify with an 84 y/o woman and 11 y/o boy. Bill applauds them both. Madonna wants to be like Ghandi. He was also very fond of cone bras. Famous man, lots of sex. Famous women, charity work.
By BoscoH
Break. Halftime with Obmuddy Levy.Greg, learn hair lady's name. Maybe she'll do your hand make-up. Throwing Trash as Paris Hilton is redundant. Ricky Martin openly annoying. Pronounced "vah-gin-uhl". Study says women who eat seafood while pregnant have brilliant kids like Rachel. Greg's mom smoked and drank. Rachel goes "Rashel" on Africa. Drunk Aussie catches shark w/bare hands.
By BoscoH
Bill troubled. Likes alcohol. also likes sharks. Break. Daytona 500. Cars turning left. Greg... Joe Crummy wore the "they just wanna see accident" theme to the bone 15 years ago. I don't care either. So at least 33% don't care. Ky is short for Kynical. Kevin Spacey doesn't call or write his brother, Randy, a show fur. Whatttadick. Grade-A-Schmuck. I wanna talk about... Randy the elephant.
By LittleMissNasty
BoscoH, your real-time transcripts are bizzare.

Greg your show was excellent tonight. It's getting better and better. Everyone needs to spend more time looking at the camera. We want to see your eyes while you make us laugh, especially Levy.
By BoscoH
When animals crash into objects! Greg's new show on Fox. Randy thought van was a hot elephant. Bye Bye Kye! Break. Greg's Mom. Slept today, ANS, she's cynical. "All about money". O'Reilly was stupid. Mail time. Jim Brieske, giant asshat. Mary and anonymous, great. Another anon, dickhead. GW, cool. Kilty, kool. Levy time. He does fantasy NASCAR. Oh boy. Monday.
By BoscoH
Cat makes booty out of own fur. Bottlenose dolphin sex slave. Infra-dead, off button. Stumbles. Will do something to dramatically increase his steet cred. LMN, my realtime transcripts are inspired by a braziere. Outa here...
By lizard boy
Did you hear about the gay Irish lovers, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
By JackReacher
lol .. it took me a moment, lizard boy.
By JackReacher
LM Nasty, speaking of bizarre, your recent "run in" with the cops didn't involve an 11 year old boy? Exactly how old are you, Nasty?
By LittleMissNasty
It was actually the cops who had a "run in" with me. And no, Jack, you were not involved.
By ClydeS
That was a pretty sick story. That 11-year-old boy should have traded in the 84-year-old granny for seven 12-year-old girls.
 
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