9:09pm on Tuesday the 23rd of July
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WE KNOW THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AT LEAST ONE PERSON WATCHING!

 
By Dan Collins
Three-timing media slut.
By Jim Treacher
Gutfeld is paying me in Fox News merchandise. I'm wearing my Hannity & Colmes (white) power tie and drinking from my Fox & Friends black (power) diner mug right now! The No Spin Zone t-shirts can be burned for warmth, or just on general principles.
By Dan Collins
Can you get me a photo of Kiran Chetry in a Tomb Raider costume?
By Arquette Sisters
I like how Newshounds tries to make Gutfeld seem illiterate by putting in the show's transcript: "Grammies [sic]." As if Greg is simultaneously doing the closed captioning while talking.
By Jim Treacher
That was me, actually. It's spelled "Grammys." (I am pedantic.)
By Mark V.
Ah yes, the long fucking pause and the frozen childish expression, difficult for anyone to master. And of course, they forgot to mention the mugging up and the mock-stupid detached verbatim reading of scripted boilerplate.



I'm sure the shared liberal political assumptions have absolutely nothing to do with the embrace of Stewart and Colbert on the left.
By JackReacher
I wish Greg would turn Levy loose on some of these critics.



By Frank J.
One of the commenters to that article said that, with true satire, you have to speak "truth to power." I think that's some good advice. Greg should find some power and speak truth to it and videotape its reaction.
By Frank J.
Also (stupid character limit), the article said that white people might not pick up the coded racist message in cannibalism but blacks would. That's dumb. If you're being racist towards blacks, don't you want to use a coded message that whites would get but blacks wouldn't? Greg, might want to look into that.
By Frank J.
Brain storm! Maybe Greg could defuse these charges of racism by getting a wacky minority sidekick. I knew the show was lacking something.
By Jim Treacher
One of the commenters to that article said that, with true satire, you have to speak "truth to power."



Just now I went up to the nearest electrical outlet and informed it that various devices can be plugged into it to activate them.



It had no ready reply.



Maybe Greg could defuse these charges of racism by getting a wacky minority sidekick.



Marsden is both Canadian and a woman.
By BoscoH
Hey! Maybe Greg could have Geraldo and Laurie Dhue (Happy Birthday Laurie!!) on. This would solve all his problems.
By ClydeS
What, Frank J, cannibalism is supposed to be a BLACK thing? I'm sure that Jeffrey Dahmer and the Donner Party would beg to differ, if they were alive to do so!
By Dan Collins
Wait. Jeffrey Dahmer wasn't black? Get out.
By RoommateCode
A pizza? You didn't even have the common courtesy to pay Neil Hamburger with his namesake?

Bastards!
By neoconextreme
I have really been looking forward to red eye, being a great fan of the blog; HOWEVER, what a yawn!seudo=intellectual crap ! I can imagine a coke party in uptown N.Y.tuning in each night,air kissing each other while smiling knowingly,at each lame attempt at hipness,but out here in the real world it just puts me into a half-sleep,filled with troubled dreams...YECH !
 
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