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ADHESIVES THAT CURE DISEASE! MOLECULE CHANGING STICKERS! (read below)

 
By antichrist
On bush's dick?
By antichrist
I hear colorado might get some snow this winter.
By FDA
After more than five years of study, the FDA concluded that cannibal livestock is virtually indistinguishable from conventional livestock. The FDA believes that meat and milk from cattle, swine and goat cannibals is as safe to eat as the food we eat every day.
By gg
Thank you FDA for that interesting news item!
By Jeff Woehrle
I'm holding out for the 'infidel' sticker.
By RiverCocytus
Oh, I was thinking on the Glock-- you know, to make sure the thugs know why they're getting the lead salsa.



Makes the bullets fly like zephyrs, the casings drop like harpstrings and the charge smell of lavender.



Frooty-Tooty Fuzzy-Wuzzy Feelgood, is there nothingz you can't do?
By G. Scott
The only one that works is the one that says "KICK ME"
By antichrist
My wee wee burns when I pee
By daylate
AC -- If you would quit asking others to hold your hand while you pee, the burning would cease. But you would lose that valuable "hard-on" that propels your literary scud-like missiles to these and other postings, and your anger appears to be your guidance system. Not bad if you can control it.
 
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