4:37am on Friday the 19th of July
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By Bob Thompson, of Thompson Party Balloons
When a youth cimbs into a dryer under his own power, it's considered harmless fun. Yet if the same tyke is placed in there by a parent, it's considered abuse. This is just another example of a society with one set of rules for children and entirely different set for adults. I would write my congressman but i have no hands and am functionally illiterate.
By Jeff Woehrle
Putting kids in a dryer? For shame!



Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
By death valley
No hands?

Why, for Christ's sake, good job so far!
By John Thompson, of Thompson Party Balloons
Go to bed Bob. It'll be alright.
By G. Scott
Drying children on a line saves energy and cuts down on the production of greenhouse gases and so is an Al Gore approved method of child abuse. Arrest is probable but your bail would be alot less than .75 Mill and trading in some Carbon Credits would knock it down to a Misdemeanor,
 
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